So much has happened over the summer, but that's another entry! Grant has taken to calling me 99! The reasoning behind this so called loving nickname is as follows. He began with a smile, so already i know this isn't going to be lovely dovey! He goes on to say that i am almost 100%........(cheeky!!!.....almost 100%!!!! ) he said i lack that 1% due to what i will now tell you.
Incident 1- i walked into Tescos Home in town, wearing my high heels, dressed up, and having a conversation with grant. As grant ask me a question, my response to him was wait I've got my heel stuck in the hole in the mat!" Grant just rolls his eyes and wanders off muttering 99!
Incident 2 - this one is almost a daily occurance. Dinnertime, talking and clean top. this is not a good combination for me! Nice splodge of dinner right on my left boob!! 99
Incident 3 - At a funeral, wearing high heels again, and a cute pencil skirt. As i walked down the path past the hearse, i gave a little wave to someone and lost my footing. i stacked it just as they were bringing the coffin out of the car! i ended up on my hands and knees!! Grant grabbed my arm and yanked me up. We both burst out laughing, and i had to turn the other way due to the coffin being there, and totally lack of control!! Grant said he heard a little "ooh" and then saw me flat on the floor. as i dusted myself off and tried to control my giggles, grant whispered under his breath 99!
So as you can see, i completey derserve the nickname 99!
i have no doubt more will follow!
Eden has given the Jane Austen movie 'Persuasion' a new name....'Perseverance'...haha, i cracked up, she said it with a straight face!!
I have my gym mojo back!! yay at last....2 hours a day! New look Keely on the way!! :)
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